SCP-001 (Kate McTiriss's Proposal)

"Since we're both doing a lot of sitting around on our asses waiting for our various Chosen Ones to appear again, I thought I'd look back at what we were doing just five years ago, before Kate and our pal Thaummy fucked everything up."

Summary
SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo (RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it was intended to be listed in another position.

SCP-001 was sent to Billboard magazine as a review copy prior to its release in 1958. Its effects were not noticed until a Billboard intern tasked with updating the manual files of review albums in magazine headquarters to a database format noted SCP-001's effects and reported it to superiors.

Efforts to locate the RCA employee(s) responsible for sending SCP-001 to Billboard are ongoing. Primary Containment Theory currently holds that SCP-001 was a crude attempt to manipulate Billboard's album rankings which failed due to the manual typesetting in use by the magazine at the time.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Varies

Wielders: Mary Nakayama

Powers and Abilities: Reality Warping, Causality Manipulation (Makes any statements written in it objectively true), Higher-Dimensional Manipulation

Attack Potency: Varies due to the nature of its powers (Its power depends on what is written in it, Has the potential to cause CK, LK, VK, XK, and ZK-Class Scenarios, Caused Mary Nakayama to ascend to a higher dimensional plane)

Speed: Below Average Human (Immobile)

Durability: Unknown

Range: At least Universal+, possibly higher

Weaknesses: Subjective statements will not activate it